The Crop is a tongue in cheek look at an outlandish nightclub owner, Ronald ‘Blade’ Gillette (George Elliot), who realizes two months after random breath testing has been introduced that he’s going broke. He is still getting plenty of customers to gawk at the girls and listen to the band, but afraid of drunk driving, they’re not buying his liquor. They’re going out into the car park, smoking marijuana, then coming back in for a glass of water and free entertainment.

Now like any good businessman with loans to pay, debts mounting and crooked cops demanding their protection money, Blade decides he needs to tailor his business to suit his customer demands. Diversify and expand. Excellent, one of those things that seemed like a really good idea at the time.

After recruiting his best mate David ‘Wack’ Kowakski (Rhys Muldoon) and his girlfriend Geraldine (Holly Brisley) to assist him in the grand scheme of his business saving plan, what happens next will have you on the edge of your seat with anticipation and rolling in the isles with laughter. In fact, you’ll laugh your head off.